thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 



bandoutansan

bandoutansan


emillu:

for communionnimrod! johns head is wonky.

emillu:

for communionnimrod! johns head is wonky.


juniperrain:

mortitz:

#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…

I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!

#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD


deepthroatnine:

    (via historianisms)


burningtheheartoutofyou:

Sebastian broke one of the rules of his contract. His boss gave him an appropriate punishment.



torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston as Edward in Archipelago

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston as Edward in Archipelago


qjtarantino:

he cried over his own movie

qjtarantino:

he cried over his own movie



prettyarbitrary:

I love this scene.  You wouldn’t think it could manage it, but it’s open to so much interpretation. XD  It sounds like John’s razzing Sherlock (which I love in itself).  

But I also sort of feel like that’s John’s restrained angry voice and he’s actually saying, “You got it wrong, it wasn’t under control, and you could’ve fucked me up severely.  Now admit that you only got lucky.”

And Sherlock does. <3  While looking faintly chastised, even.

Now if only I could figure out whether he meant, “I won’t screw with you again” or “I won’t be wrong again.” XD

It just occurred to me that I have no idea how much of a dose of the gas John got.  He caught a little in Dewer’s Hollow the first time, right?  And then there were both leaky pipes and a gas chamber at Baskerville.  And then at Dewer’s Hollow again, where this time John managed to be the steadiest person on the scene despite having been exposed the most besides poor Henry by then.  Apparently so long as he knows the killer mutant dogs are all in his head, the man’s basically unshakable.



weird-mad-hot-alive:

Poor John



rednavi:

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rednavi:

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