for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
Mommy you’re not looking!
“I see you Baby.”
“You’re not looking! Look!”
“I’ll look later. Mommy needs a cocktail.”
^ that sounds like my mom.
Loki’s probably everybody’s mom.