spiritodellafenice:

perfectbenny:

And the truth of the matter is, in reality I would probably be the most incoherent, most nonthreatening fan were I to come face-to-face with Ben. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go atone for my sins and clean my flat. (I think they just upgraded my condo in hell to a full-blown mansion with this one.)

Pet: Cumberhands

Kiss: Cumberthigh

Lick: Cumberbum

Pet: Cumberbum
Kiss: Cumberstache
Lick: Cumberhand

it’s basically sexual harassment (or simple sex) 


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  14. paranoiactivity reblogged this from perfectbenny and added:
    pet: Cumberlocks the bit you get...kiss: Cumberhands the bit you get
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    Pet: Cumberstache Kiss: Cumberthigh Lick: Cumberthigh Yes. Good.
  20. archivesofgallifrey reblogged this from crashwasplayingbadcop and added:
    I got Cumberbum for all 3. Not that I’m complaining, it’s quite a lovely bum, but…what?
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    pet: cumberthigh cumbercrotch cumberbum yeeeesssss
  23. crashwasplayingbadcop reblogged this from nanny-athelstan and added:
    Well then…
  24. rennybee reblogged this from nanny-athelstan and added:
    Pet: Cumberthigh Cumberbum Cumberneck YES!
  25. nanny-athelstan reblogged this from perfectbenny and added:
    Yeah I’m currently obsessed...click-and-drags Cumberstache Cumberhands Cumberchest yes...
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    Pet: Cumbercheek Cumberchest Cumberlips
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    Pet: Cumbercheek Cumberhair Cumbercrotch well fuck me
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