Avenger Rhapsody

Is this the real life
Is this mythology?
Caught in a battle

No, we weren’t trained for it
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see…

… Is that a plane? Is it Superman?
Because it’s not Batman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman or X-men!

Anyway the wind blows, Hawkeye will hit you…
Always

Tasha, just killed a man
She was paid to do it
Now she’s got a red note

Banner, he’s a green monster
But don’t tell him or he’ll cry and rage on you!

Captain, ooo
Didn’t mean to modify
You, but now you’re a soldier and fight the Nazis!
Avenge me, avenge me… Loki’s such an asshole.

It’s late, but Thor has come
Sends thunders from the sky
Loki doesn’t seem to like

Hello, everybody - I’m the Iron-man
And I’m gonna find out S.H.I.E.L.D.’s secrets!

Agent, Son of Coul
I don’t want you to die,
Capt’n hasn’t signed your cards yet!

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I see the little silhouette of Iron man
Tony Stark - Tony Stark - Or perhaps it’s Bruce Banner?

Thunderbolt and lightening, very very almighty
God of Thunder (God of Mischief)
God of Thunder (God of Mischief)
God of Thunder son of Odin (and son of La-La-Laufey)

I was poor boy, the army changed me
He was a poor boy, now he’s a super-soldier
Modified to fight and win for them the war!

Nick Fury, Maria Hill, will you let us go?

Steve Rogers! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Natasha! We will not let you go - let her go
Clint Barton! We will not let you go - let us go
Will not let you go - let us go (never)
Never let you go - let us go
Never let us go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh Agent Fury, Agent Hill, Agent Coulson let me go!
Jarvis has some Shawarma put aside for me
For me
For meee

So you think you can pop up and steal the Tesseract?
So you think we won’t stop you and fight ‘till we die?
Oh, Loki - can’t do this to the planet
Just gotta fight - just gotta defeat the Chitaurs

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Loki’s not really bad…
Avengers Assemble!
Loki’s not really bad - just needs a group hug (I think)

(We will Avenge you…)