“Do you know what he calls you? The Ice Man… And the Virgin!”
- Irene Adler, A Scandal in Belgravia (BBC Sherlock)
I couldn’t resist this one!
Bruce Banner took me to a concert and we went for dinner. Then that night, we read books and as he whispered in my ear, he said let’s go to the bedroom.
Im so okay with this
Iron man took me to Stark Tower and we watched the sunset, then that night we walked along the ocean and as he whispered in my ear he said come home with me
Phil Coulson took me to a concert and we sat awkwardly. Then that night we sat by the fire and as the wind blew through his hair he said ‘We need to talk.’
But it’s okay because I know what he said. He said his heart will always belong to Captain America and I was like it’s okay mine too.
Dr. Bruce Banner took me to Stark Tower and we took a walk.Then, that night we sat by the fire and as he looked into my eyes, he said “It’s over.”
OMG BRUCE, RUDE B(
IT WAS ALREADY OVER WHEN HE TOOK YOU TO STARK TOWER
Hawkeye took me to Time Square and we Rode bikes together. Then, that night we played games and as he twirled my hair, he said “you’re perfect.”
y e s
Maria Hill took me to Stark Tower and we saw a movie then, that night we walked along the ocean and as she hugged me she said you’re the only one for me.
((Nick Fury took me to Stark Tower, and we went for a drive (in Stark Tower O_o?) , that night we walked along the ocean (in Stark Tower O_o?) and as he put the ring on my finger, he said “You’re the only one for me.”))
D —> The e%cellent archer human took me to Times Square, and we viewed a rom com
D —> Then, that night we walked along the ocean, and I had to keep Eridan at bay
D —> And as he twirled my long locks, he said “Let us go to the bedroom”
D —> Oh Hawkeye
D —> I thought you w001d never show me how to fire an arrow
D —> I am e%cite-
D —> What do you mean that isn’t the type of arrow you were planning on firing
Loki took me to Times Square and we Watched The Sunset. Then that night we Walked Along The Ocean and as He Twirled My Hair, he said, “You’re Perfect.”
right in the fan fictions <3
loki took me to the helicarrier and we got a coffee then that night we played a game and as he looked into my eyes he said you’re the only one for me.
games and coffee \m/
thor you’ve got me at games
Phil Coulson took me to the Helicarrer and we rode bikes together. Then, that night we made out and as he put his jacket on me he said: “It’s over.”
Loki still had the Casket of Ancient Winters with him when he fell from the bifrost. If he had so desired, he could have unleashed the icy powers of the casket on the Avengers and Midgard, could have frozen them in an instant. But he didn’t—because he is Loki of Asgard, not a Jotun, not one of the monsters he tried to destroy. Because he will never allow himself to accept that.
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that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified
Is this the real life
Is this mythology?
Caught in a battle
No, we weren’t trained for it
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see…
… Is that a plane? Is it Superman?
Because it’s not Batman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman or X-men!
Anyway the wind blows, Hawkeye will hit you…
Tasha, just killed a man
She was paid to do it
Now she’s got a red note
Banner, he’s a green monster
But don’t tell him or he’ll cry and rage on you!
Didn’t mean to modify
You, but now you’re a soldier and fight the Nazis!
Avenge me, avenge me… Loki’s such an asshole.
It’s late, but Thor has come
Sends thunders from the sky
Loki doesn’t seem to like
Hello, everybody - I’m the Iron-man
And I’m gonna find out S.H.I.E.L.D.’s secrets!
Agent, Son of Coul
I don’t want you to die,
Capt’n hasn’t signed your cards yet!
I see the little silhouette of Iron man
Tony Stark - Tony Stark - Or perhaps it’s Bruce Banner?
Thunderbolt and lightening, very very almighty
God of Thunder (God of Mischief)
God of Thunder (God of Mischief)
God of Thunder son of Odin (and son of La-La-Laufey)
I was poor boy, the army changed me
He was a poor boy, now he’s a super-soldier
Modified to fight and win for them the war!
Nick Fury, Maria Hill, will you let us go?
Steve Rogers! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Natasha! We will not let you go - let her go
Clint Barton! We will not let you go - let us go
Will not let you go - let us go (never)
Never let you go - let us go
Never let us go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Agent Fury, Agent Hill, Agent Coulson let me go!
Jarvis has some Shawarma put aside for me
So you think you can pop up and steal the Tesseract?
So you think we won’t stop you and fight ‘till we die?
Oh, Loki - can’t do this to the planet
Just gotta fight - just gotta defeat the Chitaurs
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Loki’s not really bad…
Loki’s not really bad - just needs a group hug (I think)
(We will Avenge you…)
Guys, what do you think it’s the best religious fandom?
Because Catholicisms has pretty good fanfictions, but I hate the ship wars.
Greeks are cool too, fanfics are awesome and all, but the fandom is a bit dead.
I think Norse win. I mean, they have everything! Fanfictions, fancomics, even an anime and a movie! And have you seen the cosplayers?
This guy’s helmet must’ve been pretty expansive, not to talk about the staff and outfit. I know good cosplayers, but damn!
Do you think he sew it himself?
“Tell me again. What is this Shawalama?” Steve asked, a confused espression on his face. There were too many things he still didn’t get about this new century, and he wasn’t sure this was one he wanted to understand.
“Shawarma.” Tony corrected him with an annoyed eye-roll that caused Clint to snicker. “I have no idea, it’s some kind of oriental food. Let’s just try it! We’re superheroes, it won’t harm us unless it’s made of kryptonite.
“Actually, I’ve had it in Turkey. It’s some kind of kebab- beef or lamb into a sandwich of arabic bread with vegetables and strange sauces.” Bruce explained, looking over at Natasha, who was nodding.
“It’s good, yes.” she confirmed, smiling just a little bit.
Steve shook his head and sighed, before giving in. “Alright, I’ll come. Let’s hope Fury won’t find out, or he might have the whole S.H.I.E.L.D. come to get us.”
“You worry too much, Captain.” Tony said with his most sarcastic face.
“Let’s go, then!” Steve said, standing up as if challenging the shorter man.
Clint looked around the room, a perplexed frown on his face. “Wait, where is Thor?” he asked, looking over at Bruce, who shrugged.
When they wondered this, the tall figure of the demigod came through the door, all smiling and dragging along-
“Oh my God, Thor, you can’t be serious.” Natasha said, shaking her head.
Thor pointed at a very reluctant Loki standing behind him, arms crossed on his chest and a childish pouting expression on his pale face, and spoke solemnly. “I have no doubts that you all remember what occurred last time I left my brother alone, therefor we shall bring him alone and let him have this “Shawarma” with us.”
The team of superheroes simply stood there, each’s face with a different shade of disbelief and resignation, except for Tony’s.
He smirked, opened his arms and simply said: “Shawarma for everyone, then!”
omg what’s this
Sorry, I can’t help but reblog this photoset. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED, OMG, HE’S SO ADORABLE.