SO! Today I watched Iron Man 3, and I couldn’t help but notice a little thing… And well, this is what happened!

Once a Sherlock always a Sherlock

It’s just a foolish thing, but damn if these aren’t the best edits I’ve ever made! Hope you like them. :)


I think we can safely say these two would be bffs.

Stylish serial killers.


Everyone, go read this marvellous fanfiction by rosieposie77!
It’s considered one of the best stories of the Italian fandom, and I can’t help but agree! So much, I’m translating it!
Professor John, student (teen) Sherlock… Do I need to say anything else?

Everyone, go read this marvellous fanfiction by rosieposie77!

It’s considered one of the best stories of the Italian fandom, and I can’t help but agree! So much, I’m translating it!

Professor John, student (teen) Sherlock… Do I need to say anything else?


What the fuck is wrong with my brain 

I absolutely want to make this into a serious fic. If only I had other ideas as mad as this one… But seriously. (If someone wants to, help is well accepted!)

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Master - A BBC Sherlock fiction by stravaganza on AO3.

MasterA BBC Sherlock fiction by stravaganza on AO3.



On the Side of the Angels - A BBC Sherlock fiction by stravaganza on AO3

this is what I call a very shitty job.

On the Side of the AngelsA BBC Sherlock fiction by stravaganza on AO3

this is what I call a very shitty job.


“Sherlock? What the hell are you doing?”
“Documenting this moment.”
“… Why?”
“Future reference. Nice socks, by the way.”
—-
Sooo, let’s say I noticed while pulling my pants on that I looked rather John-ish. Just pretend John was going to get very lucky.
Happy Reddish Socks Pants Monday! :D

“Sherlock? What the hell are you doing?”

“Documenting this moment.”

“… Why?”

“Future reference. Nice socks, by the way.”

—-

Sooo, let’s say I noticed while pulling my pants on that I looked rather John-ish. Just pretend John was going to get very lucky.

Happy Reddish Socks Pants Monday! :D


Teach Me How 

Procrastination, I’m once again doing it right (as usual)! Aah, sorry johnlockchallenges!
Edit: I just noticed you had prolonged the posting period. Aaah, thanks!

My entry for the Grab Bag Challenge. Fill for the prompt: “Don’t do it like /that/. Do it like /this/.” by retrogrademercury. I hope you are okay with teenlock!

Read here on on AO3. Enjoy! :D

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No one will ever convince me that Sherlock isn’t looking at pictures of John’s arse.

No one will ever convince me that Sherlock isn’t looking at pictures of John’s arse.


raggedy-spaceman:

deniigi:

pushingcrazies:

ceilingninja:

brigwife:

ughsherlockfandom:

how to be an asshole: a guide in pictures

ok so normally i’m ok with the nonsense that the sherlock fandom comes out with…

image

At least they aren’t spamming the right tag….They’re saying downtownabbey instead of downtonabbey. Which is hilarious.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the fandom that calls themselves the “smartest fandom on Tumblr”

Seriously, what the fuck is going on with the Sherlock fandom? If you are looking for a brilliant example of how to be fucking five-year-olds who throw tantrums and pull pigtails on the playground you have done a fantastic fucking job.

I am so ashamed of this fandom. I don’t know what the hell happened between season 2 and now, but its ridiculous and shamefully unnecessary.

If another show won a fucking award, that’s probably because they deserve the fucking award. If you actually love a show then you love it regardless of what awards it wins or doesn’t win.

I am honestly disgusted to be associated with this fandom.

Could you please stop referring to “the sherlock fandom”? I’m in the sherlock fandom and I follow a lot of sherlockians and not a single one of us thinks this is a good thing, so don’t generalize. Thanks.

Also, we never claimed to be the ‘smartest fandom’. We are the consulting fandom. And alas, some people in the fandom take too much after Sherlock, behaving like childish arseholes.
But don’t generalise, thanks.

Just look at the fucking caption under the image, that’s probably a 14-years-old talking there!


I can’t.

I can’t.


Merry Christmas, John H Watson. You are my 100% solution of oxytocin.Love, Sherlock Holmes.
Is it too early for the Christmas-y feels? Well, it took me an hour to do this, so no it isn’t. I should scan it when I get back home…
Technically, it’s an engraved pocket watch. That’s the molecular formula of oxytocin and it’s beautiful. John is a doctor, so he should get the reference (or at least so Sherlock hopes).
“Oxytocin evokes feelings of contentment, reductions in anxiety, and feelings of calmness and security around the mate. Many studies have already shown a correlation of oxytocin with human bonding, increases in trust, and decreases in fear. One study confirmed a positive correlation between oxytocin plasma levels and an anxiety scale measuring the adult romantic attachment. This suggests oxytocin may be important for the inhibition of the brain regions associated with behavioral control, fear, and anxiety, thus allowing orgasm to occur.”
(Last bit is a bonus!)

Merry Christmas, John H Watson. You are my 100% solution of oxytocin.
Love, Sherlock Holmes.

Is it too early for the Christmas-y feels? Well, it took me an hour to do this, so no it isn’t. I should scan it when I get back home…

Technically, it’s an engraved pocket watch. That’s the molecular formula of oxytocin and it’s beautiful. John is a doctor, so he should get the reference (or at least so Sherlock hopes).

“Oxytocin evokes feelings of contentment, reductions in anxiety, and feelings of calmness and security around the mate. Many studies have already shown a correlation of oxytocin with human bonding, increases in trust, and decreases in fear. One study confirmed a positive correlation between oxytocin plasma levels and an anxiety scale measuring the adult romantic attachment. This suggests oxytocin may be important for the inhibition of the brain regions associated with behavioral control, fear, and anxiety, thus allowing orgasm to occur.”

(Last bit is a bonus!)


I’M PISSING MYSELF

I’M PISSING MYSELF


lascocks:

lockedin221b:

snoozemutton:

Remember this?I did a little… restoration.NOW WITH MORE SHIPS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE ft. BrollyxCane, Andersaur, SherlockxIrene, Holmescest, SallyxAnderson, JohnxJam, JohnxWomen, Sherstrade, Mormor, Sheriarty, Johnlock, and… Mrs. HudsonxJohnlock?Disclaimer: Ships are still not to scale.

Mrs. Hudson is most definitely our captain.


Mrs. Hudson is that old lady who always wants to take photos of you to put on her bureau
and she’s like “scootch in closer, boys” ……”closer”…………….
“put your hand around his hip….”

Wait, shouldn’t Stamford be our captain?

lascocks:

lockedin221b:

snoozemutton:

Remember this?
I did a little… restoration.
NOW WITH MORE SHIPS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE ft. BrollyxCane, Andersaur, SherlockxIrene, Holmescest, SallyxAnderson, JohnxJam, JohnxWomen, Sherstrade, Mormor, Sheriarty, Johnlock, and… Mrs. HudsonxJohnlock?
Disclaimer: Ships are still not to scale.

Mrs. Hudson is most definitely our captain.

Mrs. Hudson is that old lady who always wants to take photos of you to put on her bureau

and she’s like “scootch in closer, boys” ……”closer”…………….

put your hand around his hip….

Wait, shouldn’t Stamford be our captain?


After taking some close looks, I have deduced what Sherlock’s birthday and birthyear is. And I am 99,9% sure of it. 

holmmes:

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I KNEW IT